Tuesday, December 15, 2015

George Lucas Warns Lightsabers May Be Confused as Part of A Terrorist Attack




So in case you didn't know, kids with lightsabers could be easily confused with hairy, smelly Muslim extremists Obama says don't exist brandishing weapons the rest of us are pretty sure don't exist.

I happened to comment on a another thread earlier that liberal public school administrators probably banned kids from wearing Star Wars shirts featuring Stormtroopers with blasters because, as I put it, "to a liberal, it happened in a movie so it must exist."




Well...
Film legend George Lucas has appealed to Star Wars fans to keep their lightsabers and blasters holstered in order not to cause alarm following the Paris terror attacks.
He made the request on Twitter ahead of the opening of the latest Star Wars film in cinemas across the UK and Europe.
A memo has also been sent out to fan clubs asking their members not to take their weapons out when posing for pictures at events in the community. 

No, that really happened. This is why liberals should stick to making Hollywood movies and leave politics and policy to actual adults who can differentiate between playtime and grownup time. Liberalism means never having to leave the world of make-believe.



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